The Smiths

I lost my faith in Womanhood.

Paul McCartney

Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight.


And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Rob Gordon

Barry: I wanna date a musician.
Rob Gordon: I wanna live with a musician. She'd write songs at home and ask me what I thought of them, and maybe even include one of our little private jokes in the liner notes.
Barry: Maybe a little picture of me in the liner notes.
Dick: Just in the background somewhere.

Thom Yorke

The more you drive, the less intelligent you get.

Science des rêves, La

P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose.


Daydreaming, probably the most common effect of this influence, is usually harmless and pleasant as long as you are aware of reality.

Tony Levin

If we were paid by the note, this band would be the Bill Gates of Rock.

London College of Communication

Use your head more than your hands.

The Librarian

Professor Harris. I should've known he was evil. He gave me an A-minus.

Van Helsing

I'm sure this is some kind of sin.


I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that’s true, then there really aren’t any stupid people. Just people running DOS.

The Prestige

Obsession is a young man's game.

William Gibson

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.


I was born of the Hebrew persuasion, but I converted to narcissism.

Kurt Cobain

With the lights out, it’s less dangerous.

Vanilla Sky

Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality.


We must wash our dirty linen in private.

The Departed

And I thought that I was the liar in this relationship!

Arthur Schopenhauer

Unrest is the mark of existence.

Marie Antoinette

It is quite certain that in seeing the people who treat us so well despite their own misfortune, we are more obliged than ever to work hard for their happiness.

Dieter Rams

Good design is innovative.
Good design makes a product useful.
Good design is aesthetic.
Good design helps us to understand a product.
Good design is unobtrusive.
Good design is honest.
Good design is durable.
Good design is consequent to the last detail.
Good design is concerned with the environment.
Good design is as little design as possible.
Back to purity, back to simplicity.

Paris, JeTaime

But those who are sleeping in the snow, do not notice death.

Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!

Stranger Than Fiction

This is a story about a man named Harold Crick and his wristwatch.


It was like drowning in a red tide.

Playing By Heart

Talking about love is like dancing about architecture.

Susan Sontag

Obscenity is the voluptuous yearning for the extinction of one's consciousness, for death itself.

Sigmund Freud

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

The Fountain

Death is a disease, and there's a cure. And I will find it.

Failure To Launch

Deceptions are poisonous like margarine.

Inside Man

My bite is much worse than my bark.

Gone in 60 Seconds

Without disappointment you cannot appreciate victory.


I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

The Break-Up

But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower.


Look, you can't just come into people's lofts, wanting sex, then changing your mind, then telling them they've been at a day spa for a week.

Running With Scissors

You can't come in here, this is my mastabatorium!


The wise man's tools are analogies and puzzles.

A Prairie Home Companion

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

Eddie Izzard

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.

Las Vegas

What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.


Beauty is a curse on the world. It keeps us from seeing who the real monsters are.

Gilmore Girls

Your virtue is a is a gift you can give to only one man…If you give it away too soon and to the wrong man, then when the right one does come along, you have no gift to give. You'll have to buy him a sweater.

Hiroshima mon amour

You're destroying me. You're good for me.

Leanne Shapton

As long as we have our imaginations, we have the ability to obsess.

American Beauty

It's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world.

Albert Einstein

If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

Stephen Colbert

Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

Serge Gainsbourg

Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself.


It’s just like the ’60s, only with less hope.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

To be free, one must give up a part of oneself.

Jack Shephard

Live Together, Die Alone.

American Beauty

1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

Pretty Girls Make Graves

I lost my faith in Womanhood.

Albert Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Jeff Murdock

Steve, sex with two whole women, think of the advantages...they can't both fall asleep. If one of them suddenly leaves or punches you, you've still got one left. If one of them plays that old sneaking out of the window trick, there's someone there to untie you. It's total genius.

How I Met Your Mother

There's nobody hotter than God.

Marie Antoinette

Letting everyone down would be my greatest unhappiness.

Cruel Intentions

E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.Cruel Intentions

The Virgin Suicides

Doctor: What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
Cecilia: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl.

Arto V. Nurmikko

Life is a big deadline.

Tim Burtons Batman

I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.

The Science of Sleep

Tonight I'll show you how dreams are prepared, love, friendships, relationships. All those ships.

Nine Inch Nails

Love Is Not Enough

When Harry Met Sally...

Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

Italo Calvino

Everything can change, but not the language that we carry inside us, like a world more exclusive and final than one's mother's womb.


The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky.

Field of Dreams

If you build it, he will come.

A Scanner Darkly

What does a scanner see? Into the head? Into the heart? Does it see into me? Clearly? Or darkly?

Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Blade Runner

It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?

Little Miss Sunshine

So if you go to sleep until you're 18...? Think of all the suffering you're gonna miss! High school's your prime suffering years! You don't get better suffering than that!

Waking Life

Life is a matter of a miracle that is collected over time by moments flabbergasted to be in each others presence.

Chuck Palahniuk

The hardest blessing you give up is silence.

Chuck Palahniuk

You realize that people take drugs because it's the only real personal adventure left to them in their time-constrained, law-and-order, property-lined world.

House M.D.

I find your interest interesting.


The Teletubbies also have a following among the gay community. Tinky Winky, who carts around a red handbag but speaks with a male voice, has become something of a gay icon.

Elliot Reid

Kelso - "Well, sweetheart, you're here early."
Elliot - I didn't have any plans last night, so I went to bed at eight and then I woke up at four. And then I realised that the sunrise just looks beautiful through the trees, and that my neighbour gets his paper in the nude and that he needs to lose like 900 pounds."
Kelso - "In the future, the appropriate response is, 'Yes, I am here early'. It's called 'small talk', not 'my depressing life in 30 seconds'."

Grey's Anatomy

Denial. It's not just a river in Egypt. It's a freakin' ocean.

Kermit the Frog

It's not easy bein' green.

Run Lola Run

Innumerable questions looking for an answer, an answer which will raise the next question and the following answer will raise a following question and so on and so forth.


Deception is brutal

The Million Dollar Hotel

The truth is the explanation that most people want to buy.

Star Wars

It is such a quiet thing to fall, far terrible is to admit it.


Serious shit calls for serious cash and your cash got a sense of humor.

Angels In America

I usually say, "Fuck the truth," but mostly, the truth fucks you.

Douglas 'Doug' Coughlin

Coughlin's Law; Anything else is always something better.


Coughlin's law: never show surprise, never lose your cool.


Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.

Fahrelnissa Zeid

The unknown or boundless becomes Sacred...Sacred because unique and eternal.

Tank Girl

Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.

Fight Club

I would flip through catalogs and wonder, "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?

Marla Singer

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

Love Me If You Dare

Being an adult means to have a speedometer that marks 210 and not driving over 60.

Darth Vader

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.

Prozac Nation

The only substance problem I have right now is that I need you to get me some trank so I can come down off this fucking coke.

The Secretary

One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat.

The Virgin Suicides

When she jumped, she probably thought she could fly.

Donnie Darko

Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.

John Cage

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

Bill Gates

Microsoft has had clear competitors in the past. It's good that we have museums to document them.

Howard Aiken

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.


The King is dead. Long live the King!

Amanda Palmer

This is the one-year point where if you were my boyfriend I would break up with you, but this is a band.

Michael Corleone

Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.

Evan Esar

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Six Feet Under

Life happened to us.

How I Met Your Mother

Nothing good happens after 2 a.m.

How I Met Your Mother

It's going to be legendary!

Frank Zappa

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

House, M.D.

Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.

Keith Richards

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.



Oscar Wilde

To define is to limit.

Boondock Saints

Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.

Stephen Patrick Morrissey

There is no such thing in life as normal.

Talking Heads

Everything on stage must be larger than life.

Taryn Rose

I feared regret more than I feared failure.

Salvador Dali

Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.

Frank Costanza

A Festivus for the rest of us!

The Virgin Suicides

What lingered after them was not life, but the most trivial list of mundane facts: a clock ticking on a wall, a room dim at noon, and the outrageousness of a human being thinking only of herself

Oscar Wilde

These days man knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.

Malcolm McLaren

Stealing things is a glorious occupation, particularly in the artworld.

Six Feet Under

Yes, but the way I tell if something is good is…
does it make me want to throw up?

You can tell if something is truthful, even if you don’t understand it, if it affects your body.
Your liver and your bowels are more important as an artist than your eyes,
because they are so far away from your brain.

Me and You and Everyone We Know

I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it.

Harry Potter

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live..

Pretty Balanced

I'm influenced so easily,
so influence me please.


More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.

Breakfast At Tiffany's

Holly Golightly: No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of.

Angels In America

Harper Pitt: When your heart breaks, you should die.

Brokeback Mountain

Jack Twist: What we got here is an unsatisfying situation.

R. D. Laing

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

Oscar Wilde

There is no sin except stupidity.


Nothing is more productive than the last minute.

Stephen Patrick Morrissey


Do you have any memories from your visits to Athens?

Vasilis Maniatis
Athens, Greece


hello Vasilis
As a matter of fact, no, I don't. Where exactly is it?

Stephen Patrick Morrissey

Pretend lesbians t.A.T.u may have fallen from grace recently, what with being stroppy at Eurovision and causing a hoopla in the centre of London last month, but they can at least boast one fan - and a surprising one at that.

When asked what he thought of the girls' cover of The Smiths How Soon Is Now?, Morrissey said,"It was magnificent. Absolutely!" though admitted that he didn't know much about them!

When Word informed him that the pair are teenage Russian lesbians, he replied in a typical Morrissey style: "Well, aren't we all?"

Woody Allen

People think I'm an intellectual because I wear glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

Woody Allen

There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?