Eddie Izzard
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.
Gilmore Girls
Your virtue is a gift...it is a gift you can give to only one man…If you give it away too soon and to the wrong man, then when the right one does come along, you have no gift to give. You'll have to buy him a sweater.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself.
Jeff Murdock
Steve, sex with two whole women, think of the advantages...they can't both fall asleep. If one of them suddenly leaves or punches you, you've still got one left. If one of them plays that old sneaking out of the window trick, there's someone there to untie you. It's total genius.
The Virgin Suicides
Doctor: What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
Cecilia: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl.
Cecilia: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl.
Tim Burtons Batman
I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.
The Science of Sleep
Tonight I'll show you how dreams are prepared, love, friendships, relationships. All those ships.
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