Eddie Izzard

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.

Las Vegas

What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.


Beauty is a curse on the world. It keeps us from seeing who the real monsters are.

Gilmore Girls

Your virtue is a gift...it is a gift you can give to only one man…If you give it away too soon and to the wrong man, then when the right one does come along, you have no gift to give. You'll have to buy him a sweater.

Hiroshima mon amour

You're destroying me. You're good for me.

Leanne Shapton

As long as we have our imaginations, we have the ability to obsess.

American Beauty

It's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world.

Albert Einstein

If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

Stephen Colbert

Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

Serge Gainsbourg

Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself.


It’s just like the ’60s, only with less hope.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

To be free, one must give up a part of oneself.

Jack Shephard

Live Together, Die Alone.

American Beauty

1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

Pretty Girls Make Graves

I lost my faith in Womanhood.

Albert Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Jeff Murdock

Steve, sex with two whole women, think of the advantages...they can't both fall asleep. If one of them suddenly leaves or punches you, you've still got one left. If one of them plays that old sneaking out of the window trick, there's someone there to untie you. It's total genius.

How I Met Your Mother

There's nobody hotter than God.

Marie Antoinette

Letting everyone down would be my greatest unhappiness.

Cruel Intentions

E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.Cruel Intentions

The Virgin Suicides

Doctor: What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
Cecilia: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl.

Arto V. Nurmikko

Life is a big deadline.

Tim Burtons Batman

I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.

The Science of Sleep

Tonight I'll show you how dreams are prepared, love, friendships, relationships. All those ships.