Stephen Patrick Morrissey

Pretend lesbians t.A.T.u may have fallen from grace recently, what with being stroppy at Eurovision and causing a hoopla in the centre of London last month, but they can at least boast one fan - and a surprising one at that.

When asked what he thought of the girls' cover of The Smiths How Soon Is Now?, Morrissey said,"It was magnificent. Absolutely!" though admitted that he didn't know much about them!

When Word informed him that the pair are teenage Russian lesbians, he replied in a typical Morrissey style: "Well, aren't we all?"