Elliot Reid

Kelso - "Well, sweetheart, you're here early."
Elliot - I didn't have any plans last night, so I went to bed at eight and then I woke up at four. And then I realised that the sunrise just looks beautiful through the trees, and that my neighbour gets his paper in the nude and that he needs to lose like 900 pounds."
Kelso - "In the future, the appropriate response is, 'Yes, I am here early'. It's called 'small talk', not 'my depressing life in 30 seconds'."