Barney Stinson

There's nobody hotter than God.

St. Augustine

Nevertheless, in a strange way, I contemplate the saints more pleasantly when I envisage them as the teeth of the Church cutting off men from their errors and transferring them to her body after their hardness has been softened as if by being bitten and chewed.

Jedi Master Yoda

Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'

Brian K. Smith

You have to get up, to get down.

Urban Word of the Day

When it's art, you call it a film. When it's mainstream garbage, it's called a movie.