Robbie Williams

And all the best women are married
All the handsome men are gay

Vaughan

You'll notice that we are not wearing helmets or safety padding of any kind, and our cars are not equipped with roll cages or seat belts. we depend solely on the skill of our drivers for our safety so that we can bring you the ultimate in authenticity. All right, here we go. The fatal crash of James Dean!

The Sopranos

[Pussy and Paulie are in a coffee shop franchise]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fuckin' Italian people. How did we miss out on this?
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: What?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fuckin' expresso, cappuccino. We invented this shit and all these other cocksuckers are gettin' rich off it.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Yeah, isn't it amazing?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: And it's not just the money. It's a pride thing. All our food: pizza, calzone, buffalo moozarell', olive oil. These fucks had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst. This expresso shit.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Take it easy.

Josh Homme

I learned nothing through anger management.