The Secretary

One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat.

The Virgin Suicides

When she jumped, she probably thought she could fly.

Donnie Darko

Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.

John Cage

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

Bill Gates

Microsoft has had clear competitors in the past. It's good that we have museums to document them.

Howard Aiken

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.


The King is dead. Long live the King!

Amanda Palmer

This is the one-year point where if you were my boyfriend I would break up with you, but this is a band.

Michael Corleone

Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.

Evan Esar

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Six Feet Under

Life happened to us.

How I Met Your Mother

Nothing good happens after 2 a.m.

How I Met Your Mother

It's going to be legendary!

Frank Zappa

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

House, M.D.

Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.