William Shakespeare

To sleep, perchance to dream.

Rob Halford

"Because that's what Ozzfest is about," she said. "If you want alt, go to other festivals, not ours. We're not gay."
Halford then pointed out dryly, "I am."

Tyondai Braxton

Tyondai: Pretty much after I got arrested my social worker said you can either go to jail or be in a band.

What were you arrested for?

Tyondai: Rocking too hard.

Blue Harvest (Family Guy)

Peter (Han Solo): [about the Millenium Falcon] Well, what do you think?
Chris (Luke Skywalker): What a piece of junk!
Peter (Han Solo): Thank you this was my brother's, he died of leukemia. How do you feel know?

Kurt Cobain

I miss the comfort in being sad.

Delta Air Lines

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James LeBeau

Christian: Sweetheart, you’re two hours late. If you were a pizza, I’d get you for free.
(He opens the door to find James standing there)
James: That’s because pizza gets cold. Some things get hotter the longer you wait for them.

Jennifer Melfi

Depression is rage turned inward.

Samuel Johnson

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Candy Darling

Andy Warhol: Look at candy everyone, doesn't she look fabulous, how often do you have your period?
Candy Darling: Every day Andy, I'm such a woman.

Richard Jones

London is a big city. Someone must have balls to sell.

God

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end.

Jason Calacanis

As Internet people we shoudn't bother with people who don't understand the Internet because they'll be dead soon.

Steve Jobs

I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to [learn calligraphy]. I learned about serif and sans-serif typefaces, about varying the space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful. Historical. Artistically subtle in a way that science can't capture. And I found it fascinating. None of this had any hope of any practical application in my life. But 10 years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would never have multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, it's likely that no personal computer would have them.

Dr. Christian Troy

Whores only give you their body. I needed to feel like the most important man in the world. You’re the only person who can do that for me. Don’t worry, sweetheart. I’m sure there’s some chapter in Dianetics that’ll help you get through all this.

Robbie Williams

And all the best women are married
All the handsome men are gay

Vaughan

You'll notice that we are not wearing helmets or safety padding of any kind, and our cars are not equipped with roll cages or seat belts. we depend solely on the skill of our drivers for our safety so that we can bring you the ultimate in authenticity. All right, here we go. The fatal crash of James Dean!

The Sopranos

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Josh Homme

I learned nothing through anger management.

God

You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it, son.