The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself.
Jeff Murdock
Steve, sex with two whole women, think of the advantages...they can't both fall asleep. If one of them suddenly leaves or punches you, you've still got one left. If one of them plays that old sneaking out of the window trick, there's someone there to untie you. It's total genius.
The Virgin Suicides
Doctor: What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
Cecilia: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl.
Cecilia: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl.
Tim Burtons Batman
I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.
The Science of Sleep
Tonight I'll show you how dreams are prepared, love, friendships, relationships. All those ships.
When Harry Met Sally...
Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
Italo Calvino
Everything can change, but not the language that we carry inside us, like a world more exclusive and final than one's mother's womb.
A Scanner Darkly
What does a scanner see? Into the head? Into the heart? Does it see into me? Clearly? Or darkly?
Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Little Miss Sunshine
So if you go to sleep until you're 18...? Think of all the suffering you're gonna miss! High school's your prime suffering years! You don't get better suffering than that!
Waking Life
Life is a matter of a miracle that is collected over time by moments flabbergasted to be in each others presence.
Chuck Palahniuk
You realize that people take drugs because it's the only real personal adventure left to them in their time-constrained, law-and-order, property-lined world.
Teletubbies
The Teletubbies also have a following among the gay community. Tinky Winky, who carts around a red handbag but speaks with a male voice, has become something of a gay icon.
Elliot Reid
Kelso - "Well, sweetheart, you're here early."
Elliot - I didn't have any plans last night, so I went to bed at eight and then I woke up at four. And then I realised that the sunrise just looks beautiful through the trees, and that my neighbour gets his paper in the nude and that he needs to lose like 900 pounds."
Kelso - "In the future, the appropriate response is, 'Yes, I am here early'. It's called 'small talk', not 'my depressing life in 30 seconds'."
Elliot - I didn't have any plans last night, so I went to bed at eight and then I woke up at four. And then I realised that the sunrise just looks beautiful through the trees, and that my neighbour gets his paper in the nude and that he needs to lose like 900 pounds."
Kelso - "In the future, the appropriate response is, 'Yes, I am here early'. It's called 'small talk', not 'my depressing life in 30 seconds'."
Run Lola Run
Innumerable questions looking for an answer, an answer which will raise the next question and the following answer will raise a following question and so on and so forth.
Cocktail
Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.
Tank Girl
Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.
Fight Club
I would flip through catalogs and wonder, "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?
Marla Singer
A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Love Me If You Dare
Being an adult means to have a speedometer that marks 210 and not driving over 60.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Prozac Nation
The only substance problem I have right now is that I need you to get me some trank so I can come down off this fucking coke.
The Secretary
One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat.
John Cage
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
Bill Gates
Microsoft has had clear competitors in the past. It's good that we have museums to document them.
Howard Aiken
Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
Amanda Palmer
This is the one-year point where if you were my boyfriend I would break up with you, but this is a band.
Evan Esar
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Frank Zappa
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
Boondock Saints
Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
The Virgin Suicides
What lingered after them was not life, but the most trivial list of mundane facts: a clock ticking on a wall, a room dim at noon, and the outrageousness of a human being thinking only of herself
Six Feet Under
Yes, but the way I tell if something is good is…
does it make me want to throw up?
You can tell if something is truthful, even if you don’t understand it, if it affects your body.
Your liver and your bowels are more important as an artist than your eyes,
because they are so far away from your brain.
does it make me want to throw up?
You can tell if something is truthful, even if you don’t understand it, if it affects your body.
Your liver and your bowels are more important as an artist than your eyes,
because they are so far away from your brain.
Me and You and Everyone We Know
I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it.
Breakfast At Tiffany's
Holly Golightly: No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of.
Stephen Patrick Morrissey
Q:
Do you have any memories from your visits to Athens?
Vasilis Maniatis
Athens, Greece
A:
hello Vasilis
As a matter of fact, no, I don't. Where exactly is it?
Do you have any memories from your visits to Athens?
Vasilis Maniatis
Athens, Greece
A:
hello Vasilis
As a matter of fact, no, I don't. Where exactly is it?
Stephen Patrick Morrissey
Pretend lesbians t.A.T.u may have fallen from grace recently, what with being stroppy at Eurovision and causing a hoopla in the centre of London last month, but they can at least boast one fan - and a surprising one at that.
When asked what he thought of the girls' cover of The Smiths How Soon Is Now?, Morrissey said,"It was magnificent. Absolutely!" though admitted that he didn't know much about them!
When Word informed him that the pair are teenage Russian lesbians, he replied in a typical Morrissey style: "Well, aren't we all?"
When asked what he thought of the girls' cover of The Smiths How Soon Is Now?, Morrissey said,"It was magnificent. Absolutely!" though admitted that he didn't know much about them!
When Word informed him that the pair are teenage Russian lesbians, he replied in a typical Morrissey style: "Well, aren't we all?"
Woody Allen
People think I'm an intellectual because I wear glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
Woody Allen
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
Frank Lloyd Wright
'Form follows function' — that has been misunderstood. Form and function should be one, joined in a spiritual union.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Tommy: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?
Hedwig: No, but I love his work.
Hedwig: No, but I love his work.
Eddie Izzard
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a f*cking squirrel!
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