Albert Einstein

If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

Stephen Colbert

Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

Serge Gainsbourg

Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself.

Shortbus

It’s just like the ’60s, only with less hope.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

To be free, one must give up a part of oneself.

Jack Shephard

Live Together, Die Alone.

American Beauty

1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

Pretty Girls Make Graves

I lost my faith in Womanhood.

Albert Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Jeff Murdock

Steve, sex with two whole women, think of the advantages...they can't both fall asleep. If one of them suddenly leaves or punches you, you've still got one left. If one of them plays that old sneaking out of the window trick, there's someone there to untie you. It's total genius.

How I Met Your Mother

There's nobody hotter than God.

Marie Antoinette

Letting everyone down would be my greatest unhappiness.

Cruel Intentions

E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.Cruel Intentions

The Virgin Suicides

Doctor: What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
Cecilia: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl.

Arto V. Nurmikko

Life is a big deadline.

Tim Burtons Batman

I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.

The Science of Sleep

Tonight I'll show you how dreams are prepared, love, friendships, relationships. All those ships.

Nine Inch Nails

Love Is Not Enough

When Harry Met Sally...

Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

Italo Calvino

Everything can change, but not the language that we carry inside us, like a world more exclusive and final than one's mother's womb.

Amelie

The fool looks at a finger that points at the sky.

Field of Dreams

If you build it, he will come.

A Scanner Darkly

What does a scanner see? Into the head? Into the heart? Does it see into me? Clearly? Or darkly?

Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Blade Runner

It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?

Little Miss Sunshine

So if you go to sleep until you're 18...? Think of all the suffering you're gonna miss! High school's your prime suffering years! You don't get better suffering than that!

Waking Life

Life is a matter of a miracle that is collected over time by moments flabbergasted to be in each others presence.

Chuck Palahniuk

The hardest blessing you give up is silence.

Chuck Palahniuk

You realize that people take drugs because it's the only real personal adventure left to them in their time-constrained, law-and-order, property-lined world.

House M.D.

I find your interest interesting.

Teletubbies

The Teletubbies also have a following among the gay community. Tinky Winky, who carts around a red handbag but speaks with a male voice, has become something of a gay icon.

Elliot Reid

Kelso - "Well, sweetheart, you're here early."
Elliot - I didn't have any plans last night, so I went to bed at eight and then I woke up at four. And then I realised that the sunrise just looks beautiful through the trees, and that my neighbour gets his paper in the nude and that he needs to lose like 900 pounds."
Kelso - "In the future, the appropriate response is, 'Yes, I am here early'. It's called 'small talk', not 'my depressing life in 30 seconds'."

Grey's Anatomy

Denial. It's not just a river in Egypt. It's a freakin' ocean.

Kermit the Frog

It's not easy bein' green.

Run Lola Run

Innumerable questions looking for an answer, an answer which will raise the next question and the following answer will raise a following question and so on and so forth.

Closer

Deception is brutal

The Million Dollar Hotel

The truth is the explanation that most people want to buy.

Star Wars

It is such a quiet thing to fall, far terrible is to admit it.

Weeds

Serious shit calls for serious cash and your cash got a sense of humor.

Angels In America

I usually say, "Fuck the truth," but mostly, the truth fucks you.

Douglas 'Doug' Coughlin

Coughlin's Law; Anything else is always something better.

Cocktail

Coughlin's law: never show surprise, never lose your cool.

Cocktail

Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.

Fahrelnissa Zeid

The unknown or boundless becomes Sacred...Sacred because unique and eternal.

Tank Girl

Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.

Fight Club

I would flip through catalogs and wonder, "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?

Marla Singer

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.

Love Me If You Dare

Being an adult means to have a speedometer that marks 210 and not driving over 60.

Darth Vader

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Scrubs

I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.

Prozac Nation

The only substance problem I have right now is that I need you to get me some trank so I can come down off this fucking coke.

The Secretary

One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat.

The Virgin Suicides

When she jumped, she probably thought she could fly.

Donnie Darko

Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.

John Cage

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

Bill Gates

Microsoft has had clear competitors in the past. It's good that we have museums to document them.

Howard Aiken

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

Anonymous

The King is dead. Long live the King!

Amanda Palmer

This is the one-year point where if you were my boyfriend I would break up with you, but this is a band.

Michael Corleone

Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.

Evan Esar

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Six Feet Under

Life happened to us.

How I Met Your Mother

Nothing good happens after 2 a.m.

How I Met Your Mother

It's going to be legendary!

Frank Zappa

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

House, M.D.

Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.

Keith Richards

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

Miette

Six.

Oscar Wilde

To define is to limit.

Boondock Saints

Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.

Stephen Patrick Morrissey

There is no such thing in life as normal.

Talking Heads

Everything on stage must be larger than life.

Taryn Rose

I feared regret more than I feared failure.

Salvador Dali

Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it.

Frank Costanza

A Festivus for the rest of us!

The Virgin Suicides

What lingered after them was not life, but the most trivial list of mundane facts: a clock ticking on a wall, a room dim at noon, and the outrageousness of a human being thinking only of herself

Oscar Wilde

These days man knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.

Malcolm McLaren

Stealing things is a glorious occupation, particularly in the artworld.

Six Feet Under

Yes, but the way I tell if something is good is…
does it make me want to throw up?

You can tell if something is truthful, even if you don’t understand it, if it affects your body.
Your liver and your bowels are more important as an artist than your eyes,
because they are so far away from your brain.

Me and You and Everyone We Know

I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it.

Harry Potter

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live..

Pretty Balanced

I'm influenced so easily,
so influence me please.

Capote

More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.

Breakfast At Tiffany's

Holly Golightly: No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of.

Angels In America

Harper Pitt: When your heart breaks, you should die.

Brokeback Mountain

Jack Twist: What we got here is an unsatisfying situation.

R. D. Laing

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

Oscar Wilde

There is no sin except stupidity.

Anonymous

Nothing is more productive than the last minute.

Stephen Patrick Morrissey

Q:

Do you have any memories from your visits to Athens?

Vasilis Maniatis
Athens, Greece

A:

hello Vasilis
As a matter of fact, no, I don't. Where exactly is it?

Stephen Patrick Morrissey

Pretend lesbians t.A.T.u may have fallen from grace recently, what with being stroppy at Eurovision and causing a hoopla in the centre of London last month, but they can at least boast one fan - and a surprising one at that.

When asked what he thought of the girls' cover of The Smiths How Soon Is Now?, Morrissey said,"It was magnificent. Absolutely!" though admitted that he didn't know much about them!

When Word informed him that the pair are teenage Russian lesbians, he replied in a typical Morrissey style: "Well, aren't we all?"

Woody Allen

People think I'm an intellectual because I wear glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

Woody Allen

There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?

Frank Lloyd Wright

'Form follows function' — that has been misunderstood. Form and function should be one, joined in a spiritual union.

Garden State

Mark: I'm okay with being unimpressive, I sleep better.

Flickr

ilseambjornsen is blocking you.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Tommy: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?
Hedwig: No, but I love his work.

Eddie Izzard

Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a f*cking squirrel!